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Jueves, 06 de abril de 2006

LIMERICKS

BY ALAN

'A man needs a maid',
Old grandmamma said,
'Who can stand
On her hand
And play with her plaid.'


Psyche was a girl from Memphis
With a funny dental brace.
'I like angzels and like Elvfis',
When she smiles that's all she says.


A strange woman from Cancún
Washed her mouth with black betún.
Turtle wax is
Free of taxes,
But she prefers black betún,
That strange woman from Cancún.


There was a young creature named puck
Who climbed to the library and took
From a tale two pages.
The king said: 'Outrageous,
That puck has confounded my book!'


There was a small boy from Khartun
Who constantly sang the same tune.
The Emperor said:
'Go bring me the head
Of that boring boy from Khartun!'


There was a brave man of Cracovia
Who said to a widow: 'I love ya!
You look like a queenie
In that black bikini!'
So said this brave man of Cracovia.


'Lolita, you’re such a disaster,
Far more than old General Custer.
You have sweet round eyes
And bubblegumize,
And you’re getting crazy your master.'


We had a sweet cat, named her Pet.
She said: 'How mouch - mouch do you bet?'
And Fog, that’s our dog,
Replied: 'Gog – gog – gog!
You bet I make bits of a Pet.'

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